Why vibrators are better than real sex...

- Vibrators don't have problems with gas ... Nor do they hog the remote ... Nor the computer! - We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut. - Vibrators never go limp and rubbery, you simply replace the batteries when they tire. - They're always hard. - They don't leave a mess behind. - You don't have to cook them breakfast and pretend to be interested in them the next morning. - You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to! - They don't get tired after the first time. - They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood. - They never drink too much and embarrass you.